Sunday, February 21, 2010

Fuck You, Car.


My stupid fucking car is stupid fucking broken. And the stupid fucking mechanics haven't figured out what's fucking wrong with it.

After being snowed in for over a week, I finally got to drive my stupid fucking car. I was "wheeeee!!!" for a fleeting moment...then my car started doing what I can only describe as "bucking".

I took it to mechanic #1: $468 later, still no remedy. Maybe transmission problem, go see a transmission specialist.

Mechanic #2: It's not a transmission problem, it's the engine. Go see an engine specialist.

Today is the day that I drop it off at mechanic #3, who I'm sure is poised to rob me.

I want a new car. So badly that I can taste it. But 1, I can't afford a payment right now, and my current soul-sucker is paid off, and 2, I want to pay down some debt first so that I have a chance in hell of getting a very low or 0% rate like I did last time.

I'm frustrated. Times like this make me miss my stupid fucking dad...he was decent at fixing cars, although I'm sure anything involving something like a tranny or an engine would have been beyond his expertise. But if he was less of a douche he could have at least saved me $468.

Stupid fucking dad. Stupid fucking car.

2 comments:

  1. You could always go out and kick it hard a few times...won't fix anything, but it will make you feel better.

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  2. PS on this blog-sorry to any mechanics whom I may have offended. :) Not intentional, just frustration.

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Bring it.